I'm getting a male.
Which in my opinion, could be very useful and helpful, considering that I plan to do other children receive all the benefits of being a man: no waxing, no trick, higher salary, etc etc ... .. .
Now you only have to understand how long it takes! The first transformation is going on these days: hearing different issue and selected men. The phenomenon that when the baby wakes up thirteen times in the middle of the night, screaming as if possessed by all the evil spirits, you will wake up, you get up, stagger to the bed and bumping bumping against objects that materialized in that sleep ' instant, you swear, screams, then you calm down, the cradle, singing, light a symphony of chimes Him ... .. Him nothing. Nothing. NOTHING! . Do not hear anything. And hell is unleashed in less than a meter from him. A friend of mine, incredulous, held the screaming child just above the ears of her husband ... and he even a hint of annoyance! They know it. I do not know when and who taught him, but they are able to do this. but now too! It 's my transformation! I woke up rested as Snow White, I fetched and I said "Darling, how wonderful! He slept all night! What is that? Liters of oil of lavender and orange flowers that back on the couch? The new curtains? Waxing I have done? (I'm still a prisoner of infantile magical thinking) "He looks at me bewildered," But if he woke up three times! "" Oh, Diana! And who is gone, you? "" Oh, yes, crying! And you do not wake up! "
that the transformation begin!
